Chew on this

Since having Buttercup, I have learned a few simple truths:
1) Anything you plan (like peeing alone) will not happen according to your plan; it will happen when the baby lets it happen.
2) Sleep is now a rare commodity.
3) I am now, and forever shall be known as Buttercup's Mommy. My own name? Yeah, that doesn't matter anymore.
4) Jewelry is for idiots. After having Buttercup attempt to strangle me on more than one occasion with whatever necklace I had on, I had a "Ding! Ding!" moment and put it all away. At first I was sad (no more "pretties" for Berries!) but then I rediscovered happy when I found Teething Bling from Smart Mom Jewelry.
This genius, Mom-invented, made in the USA idea takes the best of two worlds, toys for baby and some bling for Momma, and combines them into one super smart, super safe, wearable teething toy that I swear looks like the real thing.
So real, in fact, that people on the street may even stop you and point-blank ask you why you are letting your child chew on stone. (No joke, it happened to me. My answer? I'm letting the baby sharpen her teeth.)

Anyway, with all the concern about toxic this and lead-based that, you can rest assured that this bling is safe for your precious one to chew away to their hearts content. It's high-quality, phthalate-free, food-safe, federally approved silicone, and even dish-washer safe, to boot.
Choose between coral, jade, moonstone, and mother-of-pearl colored options (and more!) in either a donut or heart shaped pendant. Matching bangles also are available, as well as chewable, heart-shaped key chains.
Pretty and smart, huh?
Want some bling for yourself? I have a key chain up for grabs for one berrie lucky mommy to help me celebrate the new blog! Just visit the Smart Mom website and let me know what your favorite color is and then leave me a berrie (read: comment) here. Earn an extra entry by blogging about this contest and stopping back by here with the link to the post.
Contest ends on May 25 at midnight (EST).
Good? Good.